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preacher: why? what did he do to you?

神父：为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?

girl: he touched my breast.

女孩：他……他摸我的胸部

preacher: you mean like this?

神父：你是说像这样子吗?

girl: yes.

女孩：嗯……是的

preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.

神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊

girl: but he also took off my cloth.

女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……

preacher: you mean like this?

神父：你是说像这样子吗?

girl: yes, that“s what he did.

女孩：是的，是这样子没错

preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.

神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊

girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what…

女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……

preacher: you mean like this?

神父：你是说像这样子吗?

girl: ugh… yeah, that“s what he did…

女孩：喔……是的……就是这样子………

preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a…

神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」

girl: but he had aids!!

女孩：但是他有爱滋病呀!!